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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

“You pay $1,000,000 to swing like that?” 💀

Gynecologists who will perform a tubal sterilization - Google Drive
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This list includes doctors in the United States, Australia, Canada, and Europe!
Even if you’re not the target demographic, please share for any of your friends who may be.
And if you or someone you know would like to be added to the list, there’s a place for that!

gwydion-aacblog:

soberscientistlife:
Read as many times as needed
picture . people don’t need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food, shelter, and kindness . end picture .

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

annebronte-deactivated20210628:

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don’t know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

jordanlakesessions:

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

asteraws:

enst log

biggaybunny:

My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.